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Re: A captive.. (Kyle, Open)
« on: December 14, 2010, 10:45:45 pm »
Shun awoke with a start, and seemingly full of energy. He was in a cell though, which usually wasn't a good start to your day. Especially if you can't remember what happened. Then it REALLY isn't good.

"HEY! Where am I?!?" He yelled out of his cell, but seeing nobody. He then noticed he was practically hanging from the wall. He put his feet on the wall, and kicked off. How he was upside down. He then put all his force against the wall, pushing as hard as he could, and the chains came off.

"Wow, easier than I thought. The old man is getting rusty." He commented, and got an idea. He started yelling, then bashed the hilt of his sword against the cell wall, trying to get one of the Alpha's attention. Then, he hid beside the bars, out of sight.
You kids these days with your Millenium Items, and your card games, and your loud music, and your Hula Hoops, and your hop scotch, and your Dungarees, and your lolipops, and your Sony Playstations, and your voice activated light switches, and your leather pants, and your artificial insemenation, and your blu-ray discs, and your pierced bullocks, and your bullfrogs, and your telekenisis, and your marvel comics and your Youtube dot com, and your nuclear physics, and your ingrowing toenails, and your Gears of War, and your Quentin Tarantino, and your power steering, and your elevators, and your Illigitimate offspring...
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So here we go, let's take a chance
On the hunt for the leather pants,
Lookin hard, no second chance,
The pinnacle of all evil plans,
Where's the Pharaoh with his stash?
Gotta get 'em right off his ass,
Magic powers that are locked inside,
Now? let the goodness we have to find.
Two villains that have been cursed,
Want to control the universe.
With a rod and a shiny necklace,
Well that's kinda odd.
But wait, they might have a chance,
To make their evil plan advance.
They're gonna have to get them some sexy Leather Pants.
Now sing it!