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Kyle

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Re: Zombies (Open)
« on: December 14, 2010, 09:24:40 pm »
"Uhh I'm fine, I've been trained for things like this." He said, taking the med kit. He unwrapped his leg, seeing the large hole the arrow left. The arrow had come close to hitting the bone, but stopped literally right before it. He stitched it up, and poured the alcohol on it. He gasped as it made contact, but felt it being cleaned. He wrapped it up in medical wrap, and got up. He had a limp now, and laughed a bit.
You kids these days with your Millenium Items, and your card games, and your loud music, and your Hula Hoops, and your hop scotch, and your Dungarees, and your lolipops, and your Sony Playstations, and your voice activated light switches, and your leather pants, and your artificial insemenation, and your blu-ray discs, and your pierced bullocks, and your bullfrogs, and your telekenisis, and your marvel comics and your Youtube dot com, and your nuclear physics, and your ingrowing toenails, and your Gears of War, and your Quentin Tarantino, and your power steering, and your elevators, and your Illigitimate offspring...
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So here we go, let's take a chance
On the hunt for the leather pants,
Lookin hard, no second chance,
The pinnacle of all evil plans,
Where's the Pharaoh with his stash?
Gotta get 'em right off his ass,
Magic powers that are locked inside,
Now? let the goodness we have to find.
Two villains that have been cursed,
Want to control the universe.
With a rod and a shiny necklace,
Well that's kinda odd.
But wait, they might have a chance,
To make their evil plan advance.
They're gonna have to get them some sexy Leather Pants.
Now sing it!