Author Topic: Saving the World, One Heart at a Time (Kingdom Hearts/Open)  (Read 522 times)

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"I don't know who you are, but I do know one thing. I'm not running. Xavier is in that mansion..." He said, and took off running towards it. He burst through the gate, and an invisible barrier appeared, sealing him off from the others. Just as it appeared, a giant darkside appeared. Darkness was radiating, and it seemed powerful as ever. Ed didn't even notice as he burst through the doors to the mansion. Once inside, he went upstairs to the room he was in to begin with, and found someone standing there.

Xavier

"Xavier! What the hell?" He asked.

"I've been looking for you!" He exclaimed, not daring to get closer because of what happened the last time.

"Also, I see you underwent a wardrobe change..." He noticed, and laughed a bit.
You kids these days with your Millenium Items, and your card games, and your loud music, and your Hula Hoops, and your hop scotch, and your Dungarees, and your lolipops, and your Sony Playstations, and your voice activated light switches, and your leather pants, and your artificial insemenation, and your blu-ray discs, and your pierced bullocks, and your bullfrogs, and your telekenisis, and your marvel comics and your Youtube dot com, and your nuclear physics, and your ingrowing toenails, and your Gears of War, and your Quentin Tarantino, and your power steering, and your elevators, and your Illigitimate offspring...
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So here we go, let's take a chance
On the hunt for the leather pants,
Lookin hard, no second chance,
The pinnacle of all evil plans,
Where's the Pharaoh with his stash?
Gotta get 'em right off his ass,
Magic powers that are locked inside,
Now? let the goodness we have to find.
Two villains that have been cursed,
Want to control the universe.
With a rod and a shiny necklace,
Well that's kinda odd.
But wait, they might have a chance,
To make their evil plan advance.
They're gonna have to get them some sexy Leather Pants.
Now sing it!