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Kyle

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Re: Zombies (Open)
« Reply #30 on: December 15, 2010, 09:52:58 pm »
"Ugh, just what we need." He said, and picked Eric up. He hadn't recovered enough yet to be carrying someone, but he did anyways. He eventually came to the door, and opened it. They came into a dark base, where he lit a flare and carried it with him for a light source. He set Eric down on a cot, and made his way to the light switch. He turned it on, and snuffed out the light on the flare. The light reveled two large jeeps rigged with weapons. They were practically tanks, the way they were upgraded. He left them to marvel at the tech down there, and went upstairs. The base was actually a mansion that had a whole base downstairs. The mansion itself was guarded by a heavy metal gate surrounded by rock walls on each side. On the other side of that gate was a large, deep
trench filled with spikes. There was a drawbridge to let people over, and another gate there, that was slightly easier to open. Either way, it's was VERY heavily protected.

Leon went up another set of stairs to the second floor, and into the master bedroom. There, he laid down on the bed and relaxed, setting his things by the bed.
You kids these days with your Millenium Items, and your card games, and your loud music, and your Hula Hoops, and your hop scotch, and your Dungarees, and your lolipops, and your Sony Playstations, and your voice activated light switches, and your leather pants, and your artificial insemenation, and your blu-ray discs, and your pierced bullocks, and your bullfrogs, and your telekenisis, and your marvel comics and your Youtube dot com, and your nuclear physics, and your ingrowing toenails, and your Gears of War, and your Quentin Tarantino, and your power steering, and your elevators, and your Illigitimate offspring...
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So here we go, let's take a chance
On the hunt for the leather pants,
Lookin hard, no second chance,
The pinnacle of all evil plans,
Where's the Pharaoh with his stash?
Gotta get 'em right off his ass,
Magic powers that are locked inside,
Now? let the goodness we have to find.
Two villains that have been cursed,
Want to control the universe.
With a rod and a shiny necklace,
Well that's kinda odd.
But wait, they might have a chance,
To make their evil plan advance.
They're gonna have to get them some sexy Leather Pants.
Now sing it!