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Kyle

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Re: Zombies (Open)
« Reply #30 on: December 15, 2010, 07:29:46 pm »
"I don't know you, but I'm not leaving you behind." He said, standing beside her, his duals out. As he shot at the zombies, he ran out of ammo, and pulled out his combat knife. With a press of a button on the bottom, they separated into two separate knives. He came back to her, and took off his jacket, throwing it to the side to reveal a belt full of grenades, rigged to explode at the pull of a string.

"Even if we were to run, there would be no way to escape this many." He said, and with a grim smile, pushed her into the cave. With that, he ripped the belt off, pulled the cord, and threw it into the surrounding horde of zombies. There was a huge explosion, and the building collapsed, as well as the entrance to the cave, which now allowed no entrance nor exit through that passage.
You kids these days with your Millenium Items, and your card games, and your loud music, and your Hula Hoops, and your hop scotch, and your Dungarees, and your lolipops, and your Sony Playstations, and your voice activated light switches, and your leather pants, and your artificial insemenation, and your blu-ray discs, and your pierced bullocks, and your bullfrogs, and your telekenisis, and your marvel comics and your Youtube dot com, and your nuclear physics, and your ingrowing toenails, and your Gears of War, and your Quentin Tarantino, and your power steering, and your elevators, and your Illigitimate offspring...
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So here we go, let's take a chance
On the hunt for the leather pants,
Lookin hard, no second chance,
The pinnacle of all evil plans,
Where's the Pharaoh with his stash?
Gotta get 'em right off his ass,
Magic powers that are locked inside,
Now? let the goodness we have to find.
Two villains that have been cursed,
Want to control the universe.
With a rod and a shiny necklace,
Well that's kinda odd.
But wait, they might have a chance,
To make their evil plan advance.
They're gonna have to get them some sexy Leather Pants.
Now sing it!